The holidays are here, and while everyone else is debating whether Die Hard is a Christmas movie (it is), you’re ready to sprinkle a little naughty onto the nice list. Because sure, the season is about family, togetherness, generosity… but it’s also cuffing season, and love deserves a festive celebration too.
Consider this your invitation to make December sparkle — in the bedroom and beyond. Welcome to The 12 Days of Sexmas: a delicious mix of intimacy, creativity, and flirtatious fun to keep spirits bright and bedroom temperatures rising. Pour some hot cocoa, light a candle, and let’s jingle some bells.
Day 1: Santa’s Warm-Up
Ease into the season of seduction with slow kissing under the mistletoe. Let the anticipation build. Nothing says “holiday spirit” like a good make-out session before the stockings come off.
Day 2: Festive Foreplay
Forget the milk and cookies. Play a game where you each hide something sexy in the house with clues. Whoever finds their gift first decides what happens next. Santa’s not the only one delivering surprises.
Day 3: The Naughty List
Each partner writes down three fantasies or “guilty pleasures.” Then you swap lists and pick one to explore. You worked hard this year — you deserve to check something off.
Day 4: Candlelit Carols
Turn off the lights. Use candles or string lights to set the mood. Add slow music to match the rhythm. It’s basically a personal Hallmark movie, but with way better plot twists.
Day 5: Holiday Roleplay
Maybe you’re Mrs. Claus who’s tired of Santa working overtime. Maybe he’s the sexy elf with excellent… toy-making skills. Dress up or don’t — but do commit to the storyline.
Day 6: Stocking Stuffers
Exchange sexy, thoughtful gifts: massage oil, lingerie, silk ties, a suggestive note, or simply a promise for later. Sometimes the best gifts fit in a stocking — or come with no wrapping at all.
Day 7: Sleigh Ride
This one’s all about exploration. Try a new position, a new room, or a new angle. If you’re calling out “Oh, oh, oh,” then congratulations, your sleigh has officially taken off.
Day 8: Winter Wonderland
Take a hot bath or shower together. Warm water, slippery skin, and holiday-scents that make you want to kiss anything within reach. Do try not to flood the bathroom. Again.
Day 9: Cookies & Cuddles
Slow it down. Bake something together, or order dessert if ovens aren’t your love language. Feed each other. Tease the frosting off lips. Build connection before the clothes come off.
Day 10: Silent Night (But Not Really)
Practice mindful intimacy. No distractions. No rushing. Tune into every breath, touch, and sound. It may not be silent at all, but that’s kind of the point.
Day 11: Sexy Service
Create a “coupon” for something they really enjoy — a massage, a sensual performance, or a night where they give the commands. Acts of service is a love language and also an incredible power move.
Day 12: The Grand Finale
Make your own tradition. Combine your favorites from the last 11 days for a full celebration of love, lust, laughter, and new memories that will definitely not make it into the family Christmas letter.
May Your Nights Be Merry and Bright
Sexmas isn’t just about physical pleasure — it’s about intimacy, playfulness, and staying connected during a busy season. It’s permission to indulge, to flirt, to prioritize love in a world that keeps asking for more from you every day.
So go ahead and dick the halls responsibly. May your holidays be filled with warmth, passion, and all the “fa la la la la” you can handle.
If this is what Santa meant by being jolly, count us in.
